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Asians and Indians cannot do business together... | | Posted on Wednesday, September 01 @ 00:00:00 CEST |  Entertaining | 820 Votes | Cast Your Vote:      |
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Hilarious stand up comedy bit about how Chinese people cannot bargain.
The host took the video off its server so here's a link to the video on another site. Link to video
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| Jive Sucka on Monday, November 29 @ 02:49:37 CET |
 Tree fitty.
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 09 @ 02:07:59 CET |
Dont let me start talking about your 7-11 stores. We should work together and not slam on each other. We are minorities already.
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| Jive Sucka on Thursday, December 09 @ 15:44:18 CET |
Lighten up, it's just stand up comedy. Not a KKK speech.
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 09 @ 22:03:15 CET |
It sounds more like the Indian cant bargain...
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 10 @ 15:13:49 CET |
Why does everyone have to be so negative? He was funny as hell!
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 10 @ 20:07:01 CET |
I'm asian, but I still think that's hella funny.....i just think it's funny cuz he imitates the accent thing perfectly! LoL
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| Unregistered on Sunday, December 12 @ 23:31:58 CET |
..if some fuken indian biatches wanna talk shit then let him..hah he didn't know how retard he was telling some dumb fuken story he think its funny having to probably paid the audiences to laugh...lols FUKEN indians..disgrace thats what he is.
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 13 @ 01:39:08 CET |
HAHA Yea dat was pretty good and by the way im asian too so buddy who left dat one comment lighten up its stand up..
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 13 @ 01:39:19 CET |
the last non-member could barely speak english...and u wonder why hes making fun of people jus like u....fooool...hahaha
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 13 @ 01:40:49 CET |
oh and by the way work on ur grammar ur comment made no sense
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| Jive Sucka on Monday, December 13 @ 02:20:06 CET |
Keep the racial comments to a minimum, please.
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 13 @ 12:15:18 CET |
Who cares what he was talkin about, hes ***** banging as hell-i want a piece of that ass he he!!
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 13 @ 20:27:55 CET |
I'm Chinese, and I give him four and half stars!
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 14 @ 11:52:23 CET |
I thought that was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. I am sure if a Chinese comedian makes fun of an Indian shop keeper in a 7-11 store, it'll be as hilarious. Let's just cultivate a sense of humor and laugh with each other.
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 14 @ 12:11:36 CET |
I'm Asian. I thought he's hella funny. I couldn't stop laughing with his imitation and accent. Have some sense of humor....It's stand up comedy. Can anyone tell me the name of this comedian? I wouldn't mind seeing him live
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 14 @ 20:49:23 CET |
Lol hes funny.<br />
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 14 @ 21:34:31 CET |
that dude is hilarious and come on lets keep the racial stuff low
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 14 @ 21:47:45 CET |
damn it! he obviuosly havent been to damn chinatowns man. yu bargain with them...they WILL let you pay for the price yu want unless it's un-*****-reasonable.
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| Jive Sucka on Tuesday, December 14 @ 22:15:17 CET |
Explore the site. Get your minds off the racial issue. ;)
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 14 @ 23:56:11 CET |
funny shit
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, December 15 @ 04:41:05 CET |
this made my day...its fuckin hilarious...
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, December 15 @ 14:21:31 CET |
Hold up titlez asians n indianz LOL Indianz are asianz too...<br />
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Movie is funny as ***** btw!
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, December 15 @ 23:30:14 CET |
DAMN! he's freakin funny! its so true! hahaha!! who is this guy?! was this one T.V?! what channel was it!? =P
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 16 @ 06:41:57 CET |
This is damn funny! He is so right about each culture!
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 16 @ 16:18:55 CET |
yea that is funny haha but hey chinese people have 99 cent stores!!!!! lol =]
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 16 @ 19:11:22 CET |
what if his audience were mostly white? it's great that he's portraying chinese people as stingy foreigners.
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 17 @ 01:33:28 CET |
The comedian is Russel Peters.
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 17 @ 17:20:24 CET |
Man, I'm Chinese and he was great, very funny....great accent.
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 17 @ 23:23:24 CET |
im chinese and i think its pretty hilarious. i mean we take life so seriously as it is, why don't we ust step back and realize the humors in life?
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 17 @ 23:59:17 CET |
i'm chinese and i find him hilarious. his stuff are just hellla hilarious! it's all cool, he's cool =)
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 20 @ 01:36:19 CET |
That's some funny shit
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 20 @ 01:46:15 CET |
i hate indians. that guy's a retard.
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 20 @ 10:00:21 CET |
well he is gonna have two tour dates in china beijing and shanghai so that should be intresting...
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 20 @ 11:23:01 CET |
This guy is funny! The accent is dead on and what he's saying is true about the sales guy saying "Oh I'll close down tomorrow if I give you that price"<br />
BTW I'm Chinese, so I have actually seen what he's talking about!
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 20 @ 12:50:13 CET |
have you been to Intel? you can see many chinese and indian engineers! bs!
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| Unregistered on Monday, December 20 @ 18:19:35 CET |
where the video go....i havnt seen it yet!! will it be back up?
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| Jive Sucka on Monday, December 20 @ 18:39:55 CET |
Sorry, the guy hosting it took it off which meant I have to host it from now on. I lowered the quality and size so it's not that clear. This video attracts lots of bandwidth so thats why I had to do it.<br />
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Enjoy, though.
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 21 @ 01:26:13 CET |
I normally find NOTHING FUNNY amount comedy with racial humor...but this man definitely told his story in a really humorous way! I wish we could see him bust on Indians because you know he probably does that as well. I can understand how anyone that's Chinese could be offended and I wouldn't blame them. I would just hope that they would understand that his imitation of the accent was very musical and precise; it almost was a form of flattery!
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 21 @ 17:36:38 CET |
haha,<br />
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I'm Chinese American, and that was hella funny. It's comedy, so I laugh, but sure, it wouldn't be cool if someone was just talking shit to be f'd up. <br />
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But he forgot about the sales tax thing! No sales tax is real bargain! Haha!
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, December 22 @ 18:07:35 CET |
yo you racist ass ***** what the fcks wrong witchu.. might be funny but yo stfu you indian fag. if yur tryna make fun of yurself go ***** do it aiite, don't start using chinese people as a fuckingg cover.
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, December 22 @ 19:00:31 CET |
The Comedian's name is Russell Peters...
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 23 @ 01:24:52 CET |
I thought it was hilarious (it's almost frightening how close he got to imitating a Chinese salesman), but I think it's even more amusing how pissed off some of the comments written about the bit sounded. Take the stick out! It's a stand up comedian! And yes, I am Chinese myself, which is why I laughed harder than I probably would have if I wasn't. Yes, hits a little close to home, and that's what makes it hilarious to me.
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| Unregistered on Thursday, December 23 @ 12:00:45 CET |
great skit! some of you guys need to grow up and get a life. obviously your just a lowlife chinese f2ck who get mad that someone outside your own race can demonstrate the obvious. don't hate based on race. for all we know you are the shop keeper in the skit.<br />
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why don't you "be a MAN" and "Do the right thing" lol loser you give us all a bad name!<br />
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 24 @ 15:51:53 CET |
I have seen Russell perform several times over 12 years in and around Toronto (never willingly). He uses his culture to get cheap laughs for a living - don't know how someone who sells himself out like that can sleep at night. HAVING SAID THAT, this clip is pretty darned funny - points for nailing the accent and also getting the essence right.<br />
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I still think he's an idiot tho.
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| Unregistered on Friday, December 24 @ 22:14:04 CET |
I've seen the complete stand up routine he does there, he does hit brown guys too. Infact, he hits tons of races up. It is funny, just be light hearted about it, enjoy it, because there are very few people who can walk that fine line.
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| Unregistered on Saturday, December 25 @ 00:32:12 CET |
seriously, it was the funniest thing ever! chill people, he made fun of everybody especially himself so that makes him even. I dont think many people can immitate and succeed at doing what he does. So anyone with anger.... GET OVER IT!!!!
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| Unregistered on Sunday, December 26 @ 05:14:58 CET |
if u haven't watched the whole 45 minute version, then dont get so pissed off... cuz he actually makes fun of his own people MUCH MUCH more...
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 28 @ 01:21:42 CET |
lmao funny shit
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 28 @ 11:00:48 CET |
This was hysterical...clean humor....can't believe some of these other comments posted...if we can't laugh at ourselves....thats pretty sad. I would love to see Russel in person.
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 28 @ 11:01:27 CET |
You go Russell...You are awesome!!!!!
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, December 28 @ 22:42:38 CET |
Russell Peters is so goddamn funny! ^___^ I actually have this stored in my computer. I am Chinese Canadian and I live somewhere near to mall. What I found wierd was the audience was laughing at the mall's name, "Pacific Mall"...
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 03 @ 21:14:17 CET |
i'm asian and though he does the accent pretty well, it's just sad that asian minority comments need to pander to audiences and sell themselves out by imitating their own or other accents to get cheap laughs. how about relying on wit and true comedy for a change?
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, January 04 @ 19:21:01 CET |
wonder why no one does a stand up about black pplz...
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, January 04 @ 19:22:34 CET |
wonder why no one does a stand up about black pplz... too scared?? so, when we say something about blacks, it's racist? and he says something about chinese, it's not racist?
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 05 @ 01:47:51 CET |
i hate indians. that guy's a retard. whoever said that get a life buddy this is a great stand up so just shutup and watch it retard
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| Unregistered on Thursday, January 06 @ 23:35:57 CET |
im chinese and that is hella funny! i dont what da hell was wrong wit u ppl...
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, January 11 @ 00:22:29 CET |
i'm asian and i couldn't stop laughing!! his chinese accent is uncanny...i love it!
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, January 11 @ 18:34:55 CET |
Those of you who are hating are blowing this way off. It not about him knocking on his own culture to get a cheap laugh. Its over senstive bastards with no sense of humor. <br />
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This is what comedians do. Each has their own style of comedy. White comedians do it to their own culture, Asians do it to their culture, blacks do it to theirs. I would seriously hate to be associated with you guys in real life.
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, January 11 @ 21:58:00 CET |
hahaha, hey im chinese .. i aint offended .. pretty hilarious guy. You peoples shouldnt take it up the ass .. what are you .. WaNkStAhz that TyPe LyKe DyZ CuHz YaLLz CaNt TyPe ProPerLy GoTz AsIaN PryDe?<br />
-Yoshi
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, January 11 @ 23:06:29 CET |
If you have ever seen his whole act, then you would know that he touches on many cultures even his own, and its all in the name of humour and no disrespect is intended. I think if you have grown up in a multicultural society then this would be hilarious and you would find no fault in it.
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 19 @ 06:09:57 CET |
Here's a site which has a much longer clip of Russell Peters Comedy. Hes Pretty darn good..and he makes fun of his own people a lot - if thats any consolation.<br />
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http://rack1.nethosters.com/%7Echarles/russell/russell.ram
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 19 @ 22:00:51 CET |
People that get offended by this kind humor are sad. Instead of looking for reasons to get all righteous and indignant why not just laugh and take it for what it is, a joke. It's not going to hurt anyone so relax for a minute and stop looking for enemies.
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 12 @ 02:37:52 CET |
Not all asian are like with indians. How you going to say it for those asian that born here huh. You think you tight speaking english we can do it too. Why you had to make a big ***** deal about it? If you don't want asian to work with you indians then don't.
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| Unregistered on Thursday, January 20 @ 20:43:38 CET |
o wow HAHA this is <b>FUNNY</b> im asian and i thought that this was <b>SO FUNNY!</b> hey but u ppl who r like freaking out are dumb cuz its just comedy! hey cant u stupid ppl cant take a joke?
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| Unregistered on Sunday, January 16 @ 16:01:39 CET |
I'm white and all I gotta say is...Damn Them Niggers!
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 17 @ 01:05:14 CET |
watch the whole thing, its funny as hell, this guy is great
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 12 @ 09:12:45 CET |
Indians are not Asains? Only Chinese are Asians? Both are on the continent of Asia so they both have to be Asians, no? The term Asian in the US refers to East Asians (e.g. Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese) while the term in the UK refers to South Asians (e.g. Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis). Shows how much non-Asians understand about Asians because we are all Asians and we are all the same corny ass rice eaters.
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 12 @ 19:58:30 CET |
who ever is talkig shit about iraqus are stupid fucks, he said he was indian<br />
iraqs are not indians you stupid *****
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| Unregistered on Thursday, January 13 @ 16:10:14 CET |
I'm chinese and I thought it was hysterical... some of you kids need to calm down.
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| Unregistered on Sunday, January 23 @ 01:48:08 CET |
dumb chinese fvcks cant take a joke. I'd like to see a decent (east) azn entertainers pull off somethin like this without getting *** raped onstage by the audience.
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| Unregistered on Sunday, January 23 @ 13:24:57 CET |
FANTASTIC!! Hilarious!! and those who take this way too seriouly need to lighten up!!don't take life so seriouly!!
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| Unregistered on Sunday, January 23 @ 16:52:23 CET |
man even tho im azn dis guy is still funny becus he does chinese voices so good :D
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 24 @ 18:50:07 CET |
hahah yo that ***** was hella funny yo!
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 24 @ 18:51:02 CET |
i asian n dat person very funny he talk like me n family hehehe
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 24 @ 18:52:29 CET |
this is a fuken outrage.. i am indian and i dont understand how an indian brother such as him could talk so much crap about your asian brother, yeah they got small eyes and their tight asses but that is no way to tlak about our brothers in nationallity
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, January 26 @ 15:16:59 CET |
I think that Indian guys just need 2 work @ 7-11 more and earn 50 cents more to buy that purse
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 31 @ 15:17:25 CET |
Funny.. ;-) Any more regional stuff? like Indian, mexican, texan, boston etc., Lighten up fellas..
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| Unregistered on Monday, January 31 @ 22:57:56 CET |
Some of you guys are idiots. Hahaha. Russell Peters is the love of my life.
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, February 01 @ 10:16:22 CET |
It's funny as hell, the accent is spot on. I'm Chinese, and yea, we're all stingey as that. ^_^
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, February 01 @ 11:27:34 CET |
damn funny! it's so true... I love this joke...anymore?
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, February 02 @ 17:14:12 CET |
wow i'm chinese...but i gotta say this is some funny shit..lol
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| Unregistered on Friday, February 04 @ 21:32:47 CET |
This clip is a portion of a longer session he held. At the beginning he made fun of Indians as well. So keep your complexes out and love the shit !!!<br />
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| Unregistered on Saturday, February 05 @ 19:36:42 CET |
i cant get the 45 minute one to work
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| Unregistered on Sunday, February 06 @ 16:51:09 CET |
Hey guys ..dont get dragged into a racist argument...You have to listen to the whole 45 minutes.....He does nt spare anyone..especially the Indians :)
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| Unregistered on Monday, February 07 @ 20:25:37 CET |
omg urll *****!! get a life.. its comdey for quite seak !! watch da whole 45 min stand up and maybe urll understand dat its funny and no need for haters!! if urll think wat he said about ur'll is wrong dan go check urself cuz everything he said is 110% correct!!
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| Unregistered on Monday, February 07 @ 20:25:51 CET |
d@mn n!ggas why you gotta b!tch.. they aint being racists you just want something to b!tch about.. so honestly think about it if you really think that he was being racists then check out some other people cause you havent seen SH!T!
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, February 09 @ 21:04:43 CET |
what r u ppl talking about he's racist??? it's soooo funny!! i'm chinese in canada who happens to live close to pacific mall! and my whole asian group and even white friends are laughing so hard at it for like a month! like it or hate it, everything he said is quite true (except the dollar store part)... the accent, the close-down... spot on!
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| Unregistered on Monday, February 14 @ 13:47:02 CET |
you assholes dont know shit....us indians are taking over. in association with the japanese. Our conquered territory includes...<br />
7-11s, Honda dealerships, mercedes benz dealerships, Harold and Kumar, white castle<br />
we make your...<br />
slurpees, cars, DVDs, lots of movies (Sony), electronics, ganja,
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| Unregistered on Monday, February 14 @ 13:48:16 CET |
i ain't asian but these are the same old jokes... he sucks actually.. this guy ain't original.. it's more funny when people crack on indians... "THANK YOU COME AGAIN..." -typical boomer working at a 7-11.. <br />
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hahaha. hey is that a reset button on your forehead... ? what's that smell? curry? that's not a perfume you know.. hahahahaaha ban jatii sali cutie.. go weave some baskets
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| Unregistered on Monday, February 14 @ 13:50:20 CET |
not that funny... bet he smells like curry
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, February 23 @ 20:47:40 CET |
LMAO. EFFING hilarious. indians and asians = most awesomest. have you seen harold and kumar. lmfao. yehhhh dominate.
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| Unregistered on Thursday, February 24 @ 17:36:13 CET |
Funny shit, i love it :)<br />
Interesting no one find it racist... had it been WHITE guy talking same stuff and imitating chinese accent, he'd beeen labeled racist pig and banned from tv ;-)<br />
And who said asins and indians are minorities? Were the majority! :))
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| Unregistered on Friday, February 25 @ 03:00:49 CET |
I'm Chinese, and I have to admit that he does a great accent! I wish I could do the same, "Dough-lers" ~ LOL!
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| Unregistered on Thursday, March 17 @ 22:49:12 CET |
i think he is great!! If we can accept Seinfeld making comments about everyone, WHY NOT HIM?
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| Unregistered on Friday, March 18 @ 21:23:28 CET |
yo. lolz. haha. diz iz da FOB BIBLE. lolz. haha.
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| Unregistered on Thursday, March 24 @ 17:11:16 CET |
damnnn! i couldn't stop laughing....i'm asian and i wasn't offended....plus the things he said are partly true.......he does a GREAT imitation of a chinese man......:)
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| Unregistered on Saturday, March 26 @ 07:35:27 CET |
hahaha...lucu bangett.... <br />
irvan
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| Unregistered on Wednesday, March 30 @ 22:12:55 CEST |
I wanna add this video to my myspace page, can anyone help?
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| Jive Sucka on Friday, April 01 @ 00:01:56 CEST |
What is your email?
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| Unregistered on Sunday, April 03 @ 09:12:40 CEST |
If you didn't find this funny you probably wouldn't be amused by Blazing Saddles either. On the other hand, if you are a normally functioning sentient being you probably think that Blazing Saddles is one of the funniest movies ever made.<br />
Just another lao mei's opinion... "It's twoo, it's twoo!!!"<br />
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| Unregistered on Saturday, April 30 @ 17:52:29 CEST |
i cant download it, can some one set me up a link to gte it from, plz plz plz
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| Unregistered on Friday, May 20 @ 18:10:23 CEST |
That is hilarious! Im Latino so i can't really say anything that has to do with being asian or indian, but either way that sh** was funny guy!<br />
check out the whole stand up, youll sh** urself.
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| Unregistered on Tuesday, October 18 @ 07:13:29 CEST |
That was hysterical!
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| hauppauge on Tuesday, January 10 @ 09:20:47 CET |
i love this comedy..this link is not working...
2 months back it was working..i am trying to download this clip ...can anyone help me to get this video..thankyou
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